Oh well, wishfull thinking on my part. I was hoping some of beachboy's sense of humour would rub off. Noticed that you even had him delete his post about needing a skiff to get to work.

There are many ways to invite one to one's establishment but continually asking someone to show their balls is probably not the most effective.

I also tend not to spend my life in bars so you're right I can't help you on your other request.