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The Cuckoo Clock


The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys".
I told my wife that I would be home by midnight promise!
Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy.
At around 2:30am, drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.


Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up
and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I
cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick witty
solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.


The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told
her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all.
Whew! Got away with that one!


She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock.
When I asked her why, she said "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said "oh sh*t," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared
its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
and then farted."

Belize it!

[This message has been edited by margarita (edited 12-07-2000).]