A little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his mother
asked if he had done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy.

His mother told him he couldn't have any breakfast until he did his chores.
Well, he was a little pissed, so he went to feed the chickens, and he
kicked a chicken. He went to feed the cows, and he kicked a cow. He went to
feed the pigs, and he kicked a pig.

He went back in for breakfast and his mother gave him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? "Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks.

"Well, "his mother said, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, either. I also
saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk this morning."

Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat
as he's walking into the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you
going to tell him, or should I?

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