I can't believe that Fox would ever dream of putting a sleazy show on and not invite the Zekester. They want sleaze, they need Zeke! I guess they couldn't put me on though because NO ONE could ever resist the Zekester for I am much too tempting! Although my girl Susie does seem to be doing quite a good job at it. She must be gay!

There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.