Billl, you missed a life event. Not only did you get to share in EVERYTHING going on with your neighbors, but you knew they were sharing your events. I never tried, before, in my life to pee quietly. It's harder to do than you might think. I hummed a lot to cover-up some of those little physiological issues. My neighbors weren't into humming, obviously. The good news, I'll never forget it! Ever notice how the weird events end up being the memorable ones!