OK, What is wrong with 84 degrees at midnight & 99% humidity all day long?

i live on galveston bay and there is no place better in the houston area.

warm weather
cowboys
the bay
cowboys
big long straight roads
cowboys
close to mexico & louisiana
cowboys
the astros
cowboys
the texans
cowboys
becky, denny, ernie, debbie, jimmy,

oh, & did i mention cowboys