Hey Jesse, turns out there's no need for you to come up with suggestions, the folks at Old Spice will tell ya just what to do w/ their product - every year they publish a list of the Top 100 Sweatiest Cities in America. Sure enough, as of 2004 the "No. 1 perspiration producer" is in the Lone Star State: El Paso, Texas takes the title. In 2002 it went to San Antonio.
Turns out the average El Paso resident produced 1.09 liters of sweat per hour during a typical summer day (more than three 12-ounce soft drink cans.) In a four-hour period, residents of El Paso collectively produced enough sweat to fill an Olympic-size swimming pool.

Old Spice recommends the following tips to stay cool, dry and sweat-free in any region of the country:

* Water -- Drink plenty of fluids, at least eight to 10 glasses of water
per day.

* Choose Cotton -- Wear clothing that breathes easier, such as cotton.
Avoid materials that encourage perspiration, such as polyester and
nylon, as well as dark colors.

* Replace Salt and Minerals -- Sweating removes salt and minerals from
the body. If participating in a strenuous activity where you
anticipate heavy perspiration, drink fruit juices and sports beverages
to replace the lost minerals.

* Reduce Sweat Output and Stay Odor Free -- Use an
antiperspirant/deodorant daily, such as Old Spice Red Zone, which
temporarily blocks the flow of underarm sweat and reduces its
production up to 85 percent.

There you go - E - although I still peg ya as a Brut guy! wink