He had to come to this one. A whole bunch of his relatives were there. All I could think was, if that's as good as it gets when his own family (that he hasn't seen for a while) is in the audience . . well, why is everyone so keen to see him? I doubt I'll bother to go see him if he's scheduled here again.

Did you guys get your money back?

The other thing that I thought was funny, was the tickets said "Doors open at 9". At 10:30, they were just starting to let us in. Thank heavens it was a nice night.

A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?