There are a lot of places you have to pay a exit tax. Sounds like you need to stay in Main with the Kennedy's.

Why in the world would you want to visit some place that is just like home? I have never lived any place but America (yet) but the first thing I do when I get home is take my shoes off. But then I have never lived any place I didn't need shoes most of the year.

If your rules were in place then everybody in America would have to go "home". They would have never been allowed to immigrate there.

BTW I don't think there is a "Mildred". I think it's one of our Master Baiters.