HEY BOBBER,
CAPTAIN PUGWASH WAS A CARTOON PIRATE IN AN OLD ENGLISH KIDS PROGRAM IN THE 60'S. HE WAS THE FEARLESS LEADER OF MASTER MATE, TOM THE CABIN BOY, WILLY AND BARNABUS AS THEY BATTLED CUT-THROAT JAKE FOR MASTERY OF THE SEAS. MY WIFE ANOUNCED THAT STANDING AT THE HELM OF MY BOAT AS IT SAT ON A TRAILER BEHIND MY HOUSE IN UTAH "YOU LOOK LIKE CAPTAIN PUGWASH" AND SHE WHISTLES THE THEME TUNE WHENEVER I GO OUT TO DO ANY WORK ON IT (THE BOAT)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Pugwash

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