You know Jesse, we could string up one of those rope/pulley things from the top floor of the convention building to the doorway or pool at the Hideaway.. Put a rescue sling on it and THERE YOU GO! Oh yeah, and one of those little rubber "oogah" horns (left over from the original attempt at equiping the golf carts) so that as you streaked across Coconut Drive towards the cozy confines of the Hideaway you could warn the pickups, taxis, stray dogs (Oops, didn't mean that), and bicycles.

The view would pretty damn good for the first second or so too. The last few feet could be a problem.