Ok... game over... and luckily I owe no beer!
The answer is NEW YORK CITY!
I contacted every dealership, their international headquarters, every single vintage car rental and car club and the closest one was in NEW YORK! He wanted 20,000 to drive it to Ohio!
My client ended up with a Mustang.
Oh... and The Hideaway is in San Pedro Malibustace! Come on over this Thursday at 7!