Hey Marty....I did not want to be no damn period. I just promoted myself to CAPTAIN. You're not going to launch me for that, are you? Things are going bad enough already because I had to cancel my November 13th Belize trip!My reservations at Ramon's were a little too shaky, so I have to postpone them.God it sure feels GREAT to be a captain!

There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.