Well first of all please take note that nobody wants to watch you pole dance, we will all be to old to go to the bar anyway. Its good that you wear shoes because they are paving paradise at a high rate of speed and in 25 years a person will have to move to Saudi to see sand, Belikin will sadly have been replaced with Red Stripe from Jamaica but that will be alright because we will all be to old to drink responsibly.

Reality..What a concept!