Hey you two. Don't make me give out humor lessons. I tried unisex once but kept falling down. Couldn't even make it across the road where all the sexy chickens were. Not really sure why they went over there in the first place. .... Anyone know? ..... Jessie?

Sooooo, perhaps the most important question of all ... Where were the Bikini's.

Well if you see the original post, you will notice that the "Ope-ning" was a success DESPIGHT I might add and in fact did, the stormy / rainy weather.

Lets just say it was mighty perky that day. My respect for the girls working under those conditions with little to protect them but those sheer net .... um .... windbreakers? runs deep. How deep? Well you'll just have to ..... oh, nevermind. That's enough out of me!!!!

Writer claims no authority, worthwhile knowledge of any kind, and didn't make love to that woman.