If Linda and Patrick are "renting" the bar and running it, I'm not sure that dog Verizon complained about is theirs. They didn't have a dog as late as January.

As for the karaoke singer, that is not Linda. I suspect the singer is the person I've seen and sadly heard, many times. This woman loves to sing but it is true, no one can tell her what a horrible singer she is. Unfortunately for those in attendance, she makes an effort to attend and sing at any and all of the karoke sessions on the island.

My ears are bleeding just remembering it.

A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?