I used to be a hall monitor, but someone with the ability to change thread subjects stripped me of my powers, such as they were.

I have to agree with everyone here (and I'm running for mayor); Jet is a lovingly lecherous, warm little creep of an ambassador for Goodson International. Heck, he's the only bar game in town in the departure lounge and, even if I can't say Belikin is the best beer I've ever tasted, he has it. I've paid a lot more for a beer in many airports in the states but have to admit I'm a little put out that he's never given me a goose or even a grouse.

He does act like he remembers me (and he probably does because I quit counting money very carefully when I'm on vacation and always tip him or his boys) and that's always a good feeling.

He does like the ladies. I think his height has great bearing on how those pictures make things look. Or maybe he just enjoys his perspective to its fullest...so to speak.

I'd like to own that bar, though.

I was going to get a life, but this was easier.