Ok, a little more R-Rated (but not bad):

Three kids are feeling frustrated, walking along the streets of Boston.
One says, "We gotta get some girl action goin'here"
Another of the boys responds with, "Lemme go into confession here at the church"
The other kids say "Wahhhhh???"

Anyway, he goes into the confessional, and tells the priest, "Fada, I've been bad....I had carnal relations with a girl"
The Priest says," Oh my son, it was with that McCurdy girl, wasn't it?"
The boy said, "I can't tell you that kinda thing"
The Priest comes back with, "Ok, it musta been that O'Leary girl, right?"
And the boy said, "Fada, I can't tell you stuff like that".
Finally, the Priest asks, " Ok, I KNOW it was the O'Hearly girl, wasn't it?"
The boy said, "Fada, I gotta go...I can't talk behind anyone's back."

The boy left and rejoined his friends, and they asked, "What happened??"

Their friend said, "Nothing but I got three great possibles!!!

Last edited by RobertJ; 06/30/16 12:12 PM.