Jim's not home to
make his Monkey happy!
Monkey loves the Pome,
Beachy's so snappy!
Monkey needs her bath,
as her hair is nappy.
She's wishing for a swim
but the weather's so crappy.

"That's not a beach!
That's a bog!"
Cries Stephanie
and her little dog.

April showers
bring us May flowers
but I wish for the beach
with all my Monkey Powers

Monkey, Piggy and Jim will marry soon
Surrounded by all their beloved goons
Where's Chris? Where's Jen?
Are they missing again?
And the cow jumped over the moon.