Oh my- such a bunch of grumpies! Anyway, I will chime in, never having been to Belize (yet- 3 1/2 weeks and counting). I had somewhat similar needs, and also did not want a party hotel. We decided on Caribe Island for several reasons, but finally because of the sea tranmpoline, which seemed as good a reason as any other. It looks lovely, and I finally realized that driving my self nuts over which hotel was not useful. As far as I can tell, unless you have a very specific need or want, until you have been there, your decision will be a guess based on the rather strongly held opinions of people you don't know. It's certainly a big help, but in the end- have a great trip!