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NOT TO WORRY ! The Wal*Mart I am going to put up will sell sand skates, only $8.97 bze. " LOW PRICES, ALWAYS ".

ya get what ya pay for

OKEEDOKEE FOLKS,
makes no difference to me, a pig farm (that barefoot has a way with words), a wally world, a taco bell, or astroworld. . . IF YOU NEED AN ACCOUNTANT, JUST SHOOT ME A PM.

I only hire crooked bookeepers. In a foreign country however I would need an honest keeper, a slight dishonest booker, and then a really crokked bookeeper.

LOL, keep taking that out a bit further Denny. There's a few more combinations left.

this post may be almost as rediculous as that post with the warning about the bad drugs someone bought for the wedding party

Gypsy006 is in LUCK, Gypsy makes films, and has just dropped into "Belize Central Casting".

Mr. Shane,

Your drive-in theater idea is not new. Five years ago I met a Canadian new-comer to the island who wanted to build a drive-in movie theater at the mosquito coast. Since there was no power (and hardly a road) at that time, he was going to run it with a huge generator. When I asked him why people would sit in a cloud of mosquitos listening to a generator in a rented golf cart and pay top-dollars for it, he said "wait and see". Well, I waited and I saw him being deported three days later after having attempted to rob Atlantic Bank with a flashlight wrapped in a towel as a weapon.
Well, at least he tried...
My plans still include the pig farm and now also a motocross trail through the corridor of town hall, then through Boca del Rio with a jump across the river followed by an ecological full speed race chasing red tailed deer at North Ambergris Caye. As we say where I come from: Fast food is hitting something alive with 65 miles an hour...
Keep the ideas coming. I still might be able to find some finances from the old Scandinavian mafia gold that according to legend is buried in my financial advisor's backyard. You can e-mail him directly at nigerianripoffartistandresortplanner@bullshit.com

Gypsy, just bare in mind that you've been chatting to ex-pats that love their drinks at 9am till night falls and care about their little years left to live on AC. I am just tired of listenning to retired folks that care only about the rest of their lives and not for the future of Belze. Good luck in your plans in Belize and ignore the "we love ambergris caye bulls**ters".

Got to have Kaya now, cause the rain is falling...

Circuit Island: have any idea why people are making and poking fun?? The tipoff for me was when she mentioned the monorail going into the jungle on AC. WHAT JUNGLE???