AmbergrisCaye.com Home Forums Talk Belize Chat Area Mrs.Zeke wrote this after having to pee at Fido's

does the rule of 2BZ = 1 US still apply to P. E. ??

Johnboy, you're right. I give up. I apologize. I must be suffering from THE MALE VERSION OF PMS to have even tried.

I was just trying to point out that guys don't worry all that much about public restrooms. In and out. stool or trough, tree or rock, makes no difference. Not something to even worry about (for a guy). I should think all that extra time could be spent on another beer.

2 inchs BZ = 1 inch US? You may be on to something.

so YOU say. my husband has complained of 'stage fright' in public bathrooms for years, and envies that we get private stalls.

if the guy standing next to him even acknowledges that he is there...forget it. he cant go. then it is ME standing there waiting for HIM! (tho i never have to hold his purse)

oddly enough, my son has the same problem. Musta got it from the deep end of the gene pool.
In the Navy, we were lucky to have seats, much less stalls. do it or die.
My buddies in the Army used to refer to a portable rest room as "Hey, can I borrow your helmet for a few minutes"?

Universal solution? Zip-Lock

now SJ - There's another use for ziplocks I bet ya never thought of!!!!!!

Bobber I guess you guys don't worry a lot about it because you don't have to sit on a toilet seat that 100 other people before you have pissed on, LOL.

Penis envy? Yea, I can relate. It must be so convenient to just whip it out and go wherever you want without having to worry about contaminating yourself with somebody else's "mess". That sure would have come in handy on my fishing trips and those long road trips.

I'm not as picky as some women. I will wipe a seat until I feel it is sufficiently clean (if there is such a thing on a toilet) and then I don't have a problem with sitting on the seat. I figure what germs are there will not survive me scraping against them as I pull my drawers up, let alone find their way into any crevices or orifices! LMAO
I believe in many showers a day so they get annialated soon enough.

And by the way...
LADIES...if you are going to adhere to Mom's teachings of squatting and not sitting, then PLEASE clean up your messes before you leave. There is nothing worse than having to wipe up somebody else's [#%!]. That is nasty and bad home training on your part. JMHO

I also don't believe in spending half a day in the bathroom. I personally have never enjoyed a bathroom enough to spend more time than is absolutely necessary. Sometimes when I'm standing in line in a public bathroom, usually in a mad panic to go, I can't for the life of me figure out what takes some women so long to get done and out of there. I mean how long does it take for you to pee, wipe, fix clothes, flush and get out???? They must be sitting there putting their make up on or something. My personal opinion is that is very rude and insensitive to the NEEDS of others. Many times I've wanted to reach under the stall and grab them by their ankles and snatch them under the door! LOL I'm in, do my business, and get the hell out.
The only time I enjoy time in the bathroom is in my own home in a nice long hot bath with all the frills. But then I'm enjoying the bath, not the bathroom. LOL

Why are we discussing this?????

LOL

That damn tree is a hundred years old, you think no one has ever peed on it before?

That's enough.

I can write my name in the sand or the snow -- either one. It's just that the snow gets kind of cold if I let it slip!

Here is a link that will solve everyone's problem.
http://www.bumperdumper.com/bumper2.htm

Robert: I owe you a shot of Vitamin T for that one. Too funny!