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What is it that you would like to talk about? No more feet, though. I think NYGal and I have heard enough of that subject for a long while.

Jackie

Warts??? He is a toad after all!

Now be nice, he may be wishing he was a frog and wanted to be kissed to turn into, well you know the story.
Jackie

Hey Jackie-remember me-your long lost almost sister who never got to come down over christmas? it's melissa! look for an e-mail over the next few days from me-i promise i haven't forgotten about you. I hit the island soon-how about you? love always-melissa

well now, isn't that sweet....please allow me to get settled and have a refreshment or two...

however, if you have anything you would like to get started with, by all means...

Melissa, thanks, I will be looking, this is toads post,you had your own. Sorry toad!! How rude!!! But anyway, I love you too, I am going in May!!

Now what would you like to discuss, I see politics suck out and so is reality shows suck even worse, so the floor is yours??/?

Waiting.....

Jackie

okay, but this is gonna make everyone mad

are you sure?

at me that is ...

Go right aheah, we are grown, well at least some of us a physically of age.
Jackie

why does everyone want to know when everyone else is going on vacation?...

They say it is because, they want to hang out!!!Like me, I had plans to met people from the board on my last 3 trips and only met two sets of people, the last time, I walked into the meeting place and someone was there with name tags, so I was like,no way, and left.

Now I just also think that alot of people want to see what other people look like.

Why do you think?

Jackie

so you only want to know what people look like, and if they are cool enough to hang out with?...

No, that is not what I said:
I said that I could not see me wearing a name tag and that SOME people just want to see what other look like. Of course not if you are not cool to me,as in my kind of person, no I will not hang out with you.

Me, personally, I am not a planner, if I run into you and you said that you were from the board, now any boarder would know me or at least ask, if I said my name was Jackie, right, right. So, I do not like to make plans, with meeting people.

Now,the first time I was down there, I talk with Pirate on the board and it just so happened that we stayed at the same hotel and we hung out and had a great time.

Jackie

Why do you think?

i think most people are insecure bafoons who haven't matured much past junior high...they can't go to the bathroom by themselves much less go to a third world country without knowing where to stay, what to eat, what not to miss, etc..also, i think there is a distinct possibility that there are a bunch of swingers around who want to know who is 'in' before they get there, and they show up to see what the others look like before they commit...?

you like? si or no

Si, that is a good answer. I never thought of it that way. The first time I went, I was a total novice about the island, but, in time you venture out and grow. Going to Haiti when I was 17, I knew that I could pretty much go anywhere.

Swingers, I really do not even want to know,now that can be scary.

Maybe,there are the other forms of inhuman sexual behavior also, which is scary than scary, but I do not even want to touch on that subject.That would all go into the lookin dept.

Jackie

inhumane sexual behavior? like letting dog lick your lips shortly after it has preened itself?

That and everything else that falls under the heading of non-heterosexual.
Jackie

homophobic ?

Yes!!!

so back to the subject....there also seems to be a bunch of folks that cant just go and have fun they have to have an agenda..ie, saga saps, and the like....

For true!! Go with the flow and take it as it comes. They got to you also, huh.

Cuz, people do not know how to have fun anymore,they always have to be involved and in everyones business.

hey toad, if you are around at the end of the month, I would love to buy you a belikin!

As much as I wouldn't mind meeting some of the boarders, trying to juggle meeting folks with activities (the reason for the trip to begin with), is just impossible. I might have one night in SP, and the Sunday BBQ - and that is the extent of my social planning. Sad, huh?

No, not sad, true. I hate planning also, I am with you, one boarder activity, if it is meant to be. Like the crawl on the 6th of May.
I am a lay in the lounge chair person.Walk the beach and stop here and there.
That is the reason I travel solo, I hate to plan and compromise. PERIOD.

i love lays in the lounge chair

Those are always fun!!! except when the sand.....

i'll bet most folks try to hang out with each other then realize they have nothing in common and that they can't let their guard down cause they think they have to be who they think they are rather than who they really are.... then go screw it and get ripped and end up having a good time anyway...

this board is the best mask ever invented

I dunno toad, seems like there are some genuine friendships that have developed on this board. They keep up those friendships - so I am thinkin' those are real.

I guess if you want to - you do. If you don't, you won't.

True, some of the friendships continue, some do not, much like home. Friendships come in short medium and long. To have a friend one must first be a friend.
My mouth and attitude weeds them out quickly....oh oh oh. Just kidding, maybe.

The board is a mask for those that want it to be, others like to share there pictures and lifes and trips and real names.I for one do not care, I do not need anything to hide behind, it took me almost a year to get accepted on this board, where people would talk back to me or answer and alot still dont,cause some are in there own little clicks with agendas.

DB is also very correct alot of friendships have been formed on this board, I for one,have found a few and a few I did not,some people were just not my type, when I met them on the island.

Like Chloe said, just like home, you cannot be friends with everyone and my mouth and attitude also weeds them out.

The bottom line is we all share a common interest, that is why we are on the board, AC.However one chooses to further those relationships is on them, but one should not be condoned for getting involved as one should not be for not wanting to get involved.

I, for one am a totally different person on the island, I feel free and I am able to be the person that I like being.Whether or not I run into boarders or not. I am a very happy ACer, and if I could advise some about they trip, I will be more than happy to,if they choose to listen that is another story. At home, we are caught up in the rat race of life,so this board, is my escape when I cannot be in AC.

Jackie

so why are you so fake at home? just be who you are, all of the time...if your peeps at home don't like you for that, then get some new ones...they aren't true friends anyway...

watch and see

although i realize a vacation is good for changing your attitude and everyone goes home thinking..im can be in this mode and still be productive at work and home...and im gonna try real hard to carry it over, but they start worrying about what other people will think when they wear a t shirt and thongs to the next dinner party...screw that...

one time we had a dinner party at my house and a new friend of mines' little girl asked "is this a dress up party or can we go like toad does?"...

children have it all figured out

Trust me, we all have a Toad friend at home...(smiling)

Vacations are for unplugging, not stressed to put your best or worst foot forward.

No phones, no times, no schedules.

Maybe one appointed gathering or meeting is ok, but anymore for me, is to confining.

Jackie don't let Toad get to you, he is enjoying himself way too much...

Seaislegal, many thought the name was Sea Is Legal, but her name is Sea Isle Gal.

Personally I have met several Boarders in San Pedro and Caulker. For the most part they are so much like they post here it is amazing.
Only one was totally different than his postings, guess who?

Good reading. I also didn't realize 'toad' had that many words ....te he.

I know, I know, I know.....Chloe you are talking about MQQSE, no doubt in my mind.

Many times I wondered what people were really like without their computer screens for shields. Some I have figured out from continuing posts, others still remain unknown and that is good.

When I went to AC, it was so I could say to myself, I was there. No one knew I was going and all of the communications on this board were what made me want to go.

With that done, and I saw no one, I had a nice day just seeing the island and not putting all kinds of time in with the multiple people I could have been with, although I tried. ( Right Hope?? )

I go on vacation to be away........come home refreshed and start planning my next trip.
But, who asked me?

i think its funner to sit at the bar and look around and figure out who is who....oh, i'll bet that little cutie is sweet jane or that must be marty with the black socks, sandals, and flip up shades...wait, is that a beached whale or really __________?....cant go there...it would be mean and aint my style...

also, i told you few would be interested in this topic cause people cant make fun of themselves....

LMAO...

Looky...that little prune looking woman must be Chloe, yep that's her, with all those kids of hers. :p

I am not fake at home, I am just not the person that I would like to be. There are alot of personal things that have happened in the last couple of years, that make me this way. So, it is not fake, it is just that AC is my escape. I guess I deal with alot of knuckelheads daily, that I just do not bother with trying to be me, more so getting away from them.

Thanks Chloe, I am trying to keep up with him, he is not getting to me at all,yet.

Actually, toad, alot of people will take this offensively,so I give alot of credit to those that wanted to take part. Especially those, that know who they are.

Give me a clue on the beached whale, please??

Jackie

Toad whales are best left beached, no names needed, thanks. I try to hide my blubber, don't undercover it.

doesn't that make you feel like one of michael jacksons kids?

besides that, don't you get tired of being afraid...

i just think that nobody really gives a crap one way or another....they may say they do, but you know deep down when push comes to shove it doesnt matter if you want to wear underwear or not..c'mon and let the good times roll

everyone has a little 'crazy' inside, they are just to 'chicken drop' to admit it....im not, im crazier than shithouse rat, i just postpone his arrival until more opportune times....

did you like the pier lounge plug?

Toad ratted me out, that is why I hang over the railing upstairs, to feel like Michael's kid.

Afraid, afraid of what? Nothing to fear but fear.

Crap is just crap.

Hey, good PLUG for Pier.

One of MJ's kids,no.Sometimes, like MJ himself!!

I am not afraid, I just have a big mouth and I need my job.

See, I dont keep my enemys close, cuz, if I dont like you, I dont like ya.

Yes, I really found out this week, how people can act like they care and really dont give a shit!!! at all, then I found others, that I would not even begin to think cared,really caring.

What plug for the pier lounge, the bomb Iraq one that is now gone?

What plug???? Could somebody give me direction here,thank you!!!!

"Chicken Drop"

The "chicken drop" comment in Toad's last post...

DUH !!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

thanks for playing...its been fun

new topic?

Yes, it was!!!

Thanks,
Jackie

Insightful fun, much enjoyed by Chloe.

FEAR....False Evidence Appearing Real.........Rick and I have always and in all ways been "ourselves"...it's TOO stressful to not be!!!??? (yourself) The sun has finally come thru...it's been days!! Toad....from another post of yours that i wanted to ask..........how do you KNOW when a woman has shaved her legs or not???? Chloe and NYGal.....your posts' always "ring a bell" with me!! Thanks!!! NYGal....still in a cast????? Angel Blessings to all!! C

Cheri........ding ding ding......te he !

Yes, darned cast for quite a while yet.


Hey Toad, thanks for the enjoyment. Keep us going on these dumb down days.

I would be terrible recognizable !! Crutches sunken in sand about 3 feet deep. Grouchy mood, hair all over and.......... Not really.

I think toad may be a leg man !?!? But one can also see elevated arms with braided pits. UGLY ! IMHO.

the hairy legs i was referring to was when i was at the sushi bar near the seabreeze hotel(cant remember the name right off--something blue maybe) anyway, i wolfing down some sashimi and this chic and her significant other were eating as well, with a bag of f-ing kibbles and bits at her feet, well, after noticing the bag of dog food, some sasquatch looking legs caught my eye....this honey was HAIRY....she coulda gave a bag of bics a run for the money...also, it was thick and black....

i imagine fair skinned ladies dont have quite the same problem...

the dude she was with was about as goggle eyed as a sun perch, so i doubt he cared, but the ole toadster cant hang....i dont need hair anywhere on my women, cept maybe the noggin...

It certainly is a turn off for even a female to view another female, ungroomed !

Perchy was happy, someone had to be.

again MHO.

Toad...I met Rick and Cheri' on this board..then ran into them in AC. Had an absolute Blast! We will always be friends.
I too go to AC to unwind, dive and relax with no worries. Never felt the need down there to be anything but myself, same at home...I'm all up front.
Do I like to share my excitement for AC with others..yup...always will.
Do I give a rats ass if anyone likes me...nope.

PS...never met any swingers in AC...never looked for them..not my cup of tea.

Axeman - You are a class act.
Looking forward to meeting you in May.

thanks for the prior (cutie) compliment...

but, i know the real toad, the one who asked ME all the q's prior to his first trip. do i need to reveal that he is really a nice guy??? whatch it toad, or i will!!

for toad, et al, on body hair:
long ago, on our honeymoon in venezuela, we went out on a snorkel trip with a few other northerners. this one girl had her, well, "privates hair" all hanging out of her suit bottom so badly that you could not help but notice. frank kept referring to her as "larry" as in the 3 stooges, for that is what her crotch looked like.

tho it didnt seem to bother her, (i was embarrassed for her) it obviously offends many US men (thanks, playboy), 'cause f still talks about it. we have a pool & hot tub, and am in bikinis a lot...i always make sure i am never a "larry".

As soon as I booked my flight, I booked my bikini wax. No Larry here!

Yep, blondes do have more fun.

What awful thoughts of painful ripping of...............

I'm so glad I have more money to play with and less pain.
What an awful topic.
:rolleyes:

oh, no, darlin....laser

Yes,we do,blondes that is.

It really does not hurt that bad , nothing worse than what we have been going through!

Jackie

RIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
that even hurt me thinkin about it!

How did the topic ever get to this? what am I saying, this is Toad's thread. HAHAHAHA! Love it Toad!

Oh my!!!!!! OK..you were at the "Blue Water Grill", yes????? Absolutely LOVE Sashimi....Didn't know they had it there??? Only Sushi??? This "hairy" thing was not a dog, but of human descent???? ARE YOU SURE???????? :p :p

yes, i just hope it was leg hair

I do not believe in "harry".....who ever he is!! C

The "larry" story had me rolling on the floor...great picture Picasso....
About waxing....all I can say is..OUCH!!!!!!!
I can't even imagine having to do that...God Bless you ladies...
Ax bows to all females for their sacrifice so we don't have to run into Moe....larry...or curly for that matter...

You are BAD!!!!! Will set you straight somewhere near 4-30-05/2, 2003........or be square??!! LOL :p going to bed....Angel Blessings!!!!! C