Hello Everyone!!
I've lurked in here as a guest from time to time & finally joined. So, let's see if I can get this str8...
1. Send "dues" to anyone who requests them.
2. Steer clear of Pedro1 unless I'm feeling suicidal that day.
3. Never, ever try to sell conch pearls.
4. Keep bar stools handy at all times.
5. Install rhino-thick skin
6. Keep booze supply stocked & blender at the ready, poised to administer medicine to beleagured troops with bar stool wounds.
7. Meditate on how a boa would find its way into the wardrobe of someone known as "Bondage Bill"!
There, I think I've got it all covered.