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9. Club motto; the "non-verbal" frozen stare. PS. Go ahead, throw a bar stool...your "in" as a outsider.

Drum roll....................ta da, welcome Bev.
BOING

:rolleyes: Boing!

and # 8 or 9 is :- warn the club prez if you spot a moose...!!!

[moose dont generally heng wi these types]

Thanks for the words of welcome (flings a bar stool willynilly) and I didn't even realize I'd made a damn pun...pesky boas, always where you least expect them!

Denny, I had no idea you needed the money BEFORE you departed so it's waiting for you at the Western Union office in Belize City...password is "gullible"!

And I can't believe I forgot the "non-verbal frozen stare"!! That was my favourite one.

Rookie.

I'm sorry Bev, we really don't accept the English versions of spelling as in "favourite". Please learn how to spell in American terms. lol

The dues are due mainly because I don't like to leave money laying around ummm while I am vacationing... ummm attending business in Belize. Also, not a good idea to have the money waiting in Belize City... it's gone by now... dishonest people ya know... please send more money... and thank you very much!

The MOOSE is safe with this club, only hazard would be a tossed barstool stuck in your rack.

Oh yeah, and that painful "Frozen Stare".

Does anyone want to buy my snow shoes? They work
great in the sand, but your legs get tired.
I tried it but alcohol slowed me down and my conversation with the Police didn't help. I'm still wondering why they couldn't keep a straight face when I told them I was going to try diving
next. That's when they told me to leave "with" a
straight face.
Does anyone have a tennis court?

BoardRunner... you sound to me like you are an excellant candidate for our exclusive club! By the way, your annual dues are overdue... please send them immediately. Or, if you would rather use your credit card... send that instead. And we thank you.