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Toad, do you wanna take this one?


A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?

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39 days and counting! Would it be too social to have a get together of some sort this winter? Maybe two or three get togethers. I know some of you will be coming and going at different times. Does this sound good to anybody? Those with multiple board names would get to wear as many hats as they have names. Any interest? Pam cool


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Grrrr...if I have to hear bloody Jingle Bells or flippin' Deck the Friggin' Halls one more time I won't be held responsible for my actions!! Guess who teaches elementary school music classes? mad :rolleyes:

...wandering off ... muttering & cursing like Yosemite Sam ... leaving multiple barstools toppled over in her wake laugh

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I'm betting "woof" activated some old brain cells, so I will take a shot at the answer.

To make a cat sound like a dog, first you soak it in gasoline, then, when you light it with a match, it goes "Woof".

Follow on: To make a dog sound like a cat, first you freeze it. Then, when you put it through a bandsaw, it goes "Meeyyyyowwwww!"


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This being done very humanely.


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See Bev acting like her little musical kiddos smile
Too funny, deck the halls with balls of barstools.....WHACK laugh

Better add a BOING, it's been a while.

Woof Woof........now, I'm sorry to all you pet lovers, but I had to put those sounds in my head. Dog is right .... eek

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Now why didn't I think of that.....I guess sounding it out your head would be the humane approach.


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stop it LOL......... laugh
LMAO

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LOL, yes, dp, your memory served correctly. I just wanted someone else to say it. I didn't want to be covered in the glory for that particular joke. hee hee


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Your share in mutual culpability is inescapable.


If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
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