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#2384
don't rest on your laurels....this will only get you in the checkout lane much too quick...and i'll bet you are already on the fibre aisle so you might want to wheel on over to the "video section", you know, the one with the black velvet curtain on the door, and pick something off the spice rack....be original..it ain't too late....
p.s. pick up some jello
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#5314
it would be great if you were that graceful...because dancing is something you've always wanted to do....even "that" kind...but, you have settled for being a wallflower...c'mon, go ahead, and give it a try....they make those in every size...and don't be afraid of the glue, its biodegradeable...
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#4022
with little to go on, you keep on keeping on...but, where do you get your energy?...i'd usually say on the seedy part of town...however, you are a like seymour-a man eater and derive lifeblood from a turnip...don't worry though, you are gonna have a brush with fame that will make the mississippi run backwards....
patience my friend, patience
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#180
i knew you couldn't resist....you are so inquisitive, but so misinformed...you should try sending me a donation instead of a witch doctor...while you are one of the lucky ones to get a gift, you are stifled by the limitations you put on yourself...if beauty were in the eye of the beholder, you would only paint eyes...
give thanks
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#1097
do you know what a happy fun ball is?...well, even if you do, it has nothing to do with you....seriously, you are on a roll....gutter balls that is...please go straight to nearest massage parlor and have 'em work the kinks out...when your eyes have rolled back into position, you will feel like a new man....trust me...by the way, it ain't a back massage you're needing
lead the way
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thanx toad 
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#1977
picture this...you are sleeping on a bedroll in the palace of the king...you think you are awake, but in total darkness...you can hear the maidchamber doors open and close....what do you do?...tiptoe down the hall, only to see a cheesecake that you eventually put your finger in?....right...good thing you wear bvds to bed
learn to read between the lines
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#3123
on the other hand....who cares whats on the other hand..you're not ambidextrous...you must learn to dance with who brought ya.....if the shoe fits, etc...you get the idea....look, if you will just stop giving the plumber 'those' looks he'll stop causing leaks...
crack kills
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