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No... what we have here is a failure to comprehend. And you answered the question "just what are the anti dues?" correctly. "... the anti dues are what it cost to be a member of our exclusive San Pedro Anti Social Club."

You asked if there is a downside. The anti group is what you make it sweetie. If you don't participate and donate money, then the downside can be very slippery and slick. However if you send money, lots of it, then it will be worth every single penny.

A charitable jester? Why yes, you sure could do that. We are a non-profit group.. our bank balance is always at $0.00

This reminds me... everyone's 2011 membership dues are now due.

As y'all know our soiree last year in Pompeii was a huge success. Where should we have this year' picnic? I kinda liked the idea of having it in the Garden of Paradise at the Adam and Eve Health Spa in southern Iraq. Any thoughts?

Wrong cat... there are always conditions. For example if an anti comes in contact with anything that has money in his/her hands, we do not violently annihilate them. Come on, give us a little credit... We take the money first.

Yes, your honor, I can see that as usual you are correct, what we have here is your failure to comprehend me. "What does it cost to be a member of our exclusive San Pedro Anti Social Club?" And please don't tell me it costs the dues . . .;)Who's on first?

To be a member you must first not want to be a member. Showing interest in membership will get you a lifetime banning. The appropriate response to "How much are the dues?" is "How much to you got?". The answer to the second question is then multiplied by 2 to get the answer to the original question.

In view of the foregoing, indication that I have no interest or desire in being a member will most certainly result in membership and as I am unable to commit myself to further memberships without having myself committed, please sign me up. Check or writ to follow - being shipped via klc through France, Brazil, Italy & Mexico or Iraq.

"IDEOLOGY"

Chris, you are absolutely correct. I didn't want to be a member at all and the next thing I knew, I was the Treasurer.

law... welcome aboard, please forward your current Yearly Dues to me ASAP.

alas your royal majesty, I have in vain on numerous occassions (okay - maybe just once) attempted to obtain the royal treasury's mailing address to no avail - thus, as noted previously, in an earlier post, before this one, my dues are ariving somewhere at some point in time either past or present, through my agent, klcdude.

any my cut is how much? Please remit same under separate cover in gold bullion

Bubba is watching you, Dude. I may even have to sick him on Hoochie Coochie too. :rolleyes: