Hey now wait a minute there law. You are aware that I have had several strokes and hobble along with a walker cane thing. I think strapping me onto the roof carrier is discriminatory. (whew, is that spelled correctly?)
Ok, now let me get this straight... you are flying in from Calif. correct? And you are bringing 2 cases of Beliken correct? Now do you REALLY think it is going to get all the way from the west coast to Texas? You might start off with 2 cases, but your going to end up with left over bottle caps from the aforementioned 24 bottles.
And look law.... will you PLEASE stop thanking Ernie for doing stuff. This thing about him being Pres has gone to his head. He thinks he needs Secret Service protection now.
You mentioned a lengthy absence... you were gone?
