ARTICLE CVIIIVIX
Section VIIX
Sub Section III
Any person wishing to take over as temporary President of the SPASC, while the actual dictator for life, err... President for Life is traveling to or from, may take over such position until the real President gets back to his place of residence or catches up with the pretender to the throne, whichever comes first.
P.S. dog, your presidential dues are now due for 2017 in the amount of $100.00