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do churchmice need $$$$$$ smile

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when is the next robbery....tonight wink eek
maybe a gambling debt wink eek

Something is not right.....hmmm confused

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Seashell - you mean you're not working? What happened to multi-tasking? wink
Gambling w/ more than money goin' on here...

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I'm multi-tasked out. I'm single-tasked out. I'm going to be so happy to have only one taskmaster . . .that is, as long as I don't get taken away in cuffs in the meantime.

Why don't I have any cigarettes? Oh yeah, I'm wearing the patch. So, how come I still want a cigarette?


A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?

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SS - you know I have bail all ready for ya! - oh, unless I misunderstood and you actually like those cuffs! laugh
Now, please quit trying to light that patch - they don't work that way!

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Why aren't there even any long butts around here laying in a dirty ashtray somewhere?

As for lighting the patch . . hmm, I hadn't even thought of that. Are you sure it wouldn't work?

Maybe it's time to put on a new patch, maybe two.

Glad you got bail. Hope you can get it here before I start to enjoy the cuffs too much. That would be a bit awkward for all concerned, I'm sure.


A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?

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Not to worry, if required, bail will arrive posthaste - wouldn't want to give those Mounties any ideas... or...would we?

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Speaking of taskmasters, In my home office, there is a shrine to the slave master, time. A three minute sand timer is enshrined upon a pedestal, which is softly lighted under a protective glass dome.


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I had a timer once... I also tried to slow down time by super gluing the opening and only allowing a few grains to slip through... thereby allowing me more time to do things. It never worked properly though. I think I used too much super glue and only 37 grains got through. eek

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Dog - if I may be so bold, what exactly is it that you can accomplish in three minutes?
Your Honor - be careful with the superglue - that stuff can be dangerous in certain situations.
Clover - that youthful appearance is just one of the many benefits of California living!

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