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Axeman... all of the above. If you have any further questions, just ask.

denny, do you EVER sleep??

now, according to your earlier post, law and i are members of your group tho we didnt apply or get voted in. what obligations are required of us and is this legal?

I don't think I can, in good conscience, be a part of a group that would actually allow me to be a member.

All that is really needed for membership in this exclusive club is a willingness to become part of a delusional experience, and a basic knowledge of how a Ouija board works.

I had a post pulled I guess maybe I can now consider becoming an anti?? I'm not sure what I said wrong....

morning, rhon. i guess welcome to the club which we all got sucked into without our knowledge!

(the most social anti-socials i have ever come across)

dp - we owned a ouija board that had belonged to a guy our age who had died. we kept it in the garage untouched for years weirded out not knowing what to do with it. when i left i think my ex finally threw it out. psychic sylvia browne says they are evil and never to use one. no point here, just another fyi. (i have a plethora of usless facts)

Morning Jane! That's okay I believe that is what we all come here for, the useless facts!!
And the coffee. Where's Law???

Plethora, now that's a word you don't hear very often since Howard Cosell passed on. My mind is a cesspool of trivia and useless facts.

You want useless info? Try a couple of these on for size:

The Washington Post just released the annual Mensa Invitational (no, I do not think Obtuse Angler was invited :rolleyes: ) which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. ( Suggestion for the anti's - make your own attempt - me thinks DP might love this):

pest (n.) : A contradictory POST meant to inflame.

overflaw: (n) : A liberal dose that spills from overflowing verbage.

Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Giraffeti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.


The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

coffee, n. the person upon whom one coughs.

flabbergasted, adj. appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

abdicate, v. to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

esplanade, v. to attempt an explanation while drunk.

willy-nilly, adj. impotent.

negligent, adj. absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

lymph, v. to walk with a lisp.

gargoyle, n. olive-flavored mouthwash.

flatulence, n. emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

balderdash, n. a rapidly receding hairline.

testicle, n. a humorous question on an exam.

rectitude, n. the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

pokemon, n. a Rastafarian proctologist.

oyster, n. a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

Frisbeetarianism, n. the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

circumvent, n. an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

Hey Rhon! What'd ya say that got pulled? You must PM me!

dp, are you sure your mind isn't just a cesspool, period. I like that in a guy.