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#181479 07/31/05 03:59 PM
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Your Honor
I'd tell you but then I'd have to - well you know wink

And Hiz Honor can't marry Mr. now honestly - so far that's not legal - plus I'm not even sure they're well suited to each other wink

#181480 07/31/05 05:08 PM
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hey, I can marry anyone I want to... there were times when I would perform a marriage ceremony and I didn't like either the groom, or the bride, or maybe both. During my eloquent delivery, I crossed my fingers. I think I was allowed to do that. eek

#181481 07/31/05 06:08 PM
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MasterCard wedding. This is good, you gotta love this guy.....
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to
thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for
providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation
he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party,
was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked
them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10
glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten
suspicious of the weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to
tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests'
reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
"F--- you!".Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he
turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the
marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as
if nothing were wrong.

His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This
guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a
MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends........................$32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.......$3,000.

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui..................................$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
screwing the best man..........Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD.

cool eek laugh

#181482 08/01/05 03:38 PM
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HIJACK------

"Vengeance is dish best served cold"

If only practiced by more people we could be a very evil and calculating society. Wait a minute, socirty is for the most part.

I would have shaken the best man's hand for doing me a favor. Better know your bride now than after joint assets and children.

Agree Your Honor?

SIN


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#181483 08/01/05 04:03 PM
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I agree 100% SIN... Nowadays, people simply do not know enough about who they are marrying...

but wait a minute.... I'm divorced twice now.... hmmm... well, maybe people didn't know back then either. eek

#181484 08/01/05 04:24 PM
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Total Hijack! story's fake by the way -
http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/revenge.htm#bothered

you're right SIN - a great example of that thirst for vengeance

#181485 08/01/05 07:37 PM
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Divorce? Did someone say divorce?? I'm sure enjoying all of this intellectual bantering... Okay your honor... U marry 'em and I'll deevorce 'em. What say ye??


Sandi
#181486 08/01/05 07:51 PM
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Sassik - no divorces - adoptions - so much easier wink

#181487 08/01/05 09:07 PM
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well damn no wonder it never became a commercial...sorry for the hijack but it does fall under Punishment no???

#181488 08/02/05 12:10 AM
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falls more under the category of revenge

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