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Hello Chloe, glad you enjoyed the ride , Yes, I will always try to keep you spinning in a whirlpool of Naz Mania!! Hope you are safe thru the storm...Here is some humor to get you thru it!

indygal, thats the spirit ! But it needs to be special, Hmmm.. I got it , We'll make it the "REAL DEAL" Pajamma Party ! I Smell TOGA ! TOGA , TOGA ! Gay & david can wear their new line of San Pedro floozie dresses ,2mileshigh can hand the ladies a Rose at the front door, Simon can be the bouncer & keep the drunks in line, Captjeff can come but he'll have to keep his Ducks outside , SIN will make a special appearance to Judge The
"Skimpiest Pajamma " Contest ,Govikes-ScubaLdy-LaurieMar they're invited too but they have to leave their shoes at the front door due to the Mud ! Seashell & TravelQueen ,I promise not to sell you any Cemetary Plots ! And I'll be your "REAL DEAL" HOST with the Most. This would be one Hell of a party getting to know you guys !This is just too much excitement for me thinking about this party-The Stallion is out , the Testosterone
is pumping! I have only one choice at this moment... Put my "BALLS" on Ice , grab a Cold Beer, & Watch a Steve McQueen Movie !!See Ya
Its been REAL !!!!!!!!!!!!

Me thinks a bicycle pump full of valium ought to do it!!!!

right.

Still got some of those drugs left, dontcha?

Well I guess it's time to get out the "SPQ,s Book of Island Etiquette" again. Please turn to the chapter entitled "Party giving for Island Lotharios". 1. "Animal House" has been done. Do not even think of hosting a party where people are expected to chant "Toga, toga, toga". 2. Never,never, serve jello shots, white zinfendel, or anything blue in color. 3. It is perfectly acceptable for the host to appear barefoot,but shirt must be buttoned.( It goes without saying that the "combover" has to go.) Forget the white pants, shirt and panama, unless you're Island Dog. 4. If Jim Hanna is on your guest list, do not attempt to embrace him while yelling "Show me the Love, Big Guy!"

ahh, Lovey & Thurston - it appears you two know how to throw the kind of party I like to attend! Am I correct in assuming that olive pits are discarded in your napkin or the side of your plate and a lemon is not a lime. ? Any social gatherings planned for the first part of September?

Dear Law, Thurston and I are soooo chuffed that you will be attending our Sept. soiree. You will be over dressed if you bring your elbow length gloves, the heat you know. Thurston will of course be wearing is usual ascot and blazer, actually that is "all" Thurston will probably be wearing.(He's getting a bit dotty). Tah,tah.

Simon , actually I'm a very straight guy , no drugs for me, I'm High on Life !!! Just a Beer every now & then !!
Although the Valium sounds relaxing !
Hey Guys, its been fun Laughing with you !
Time to take a break from this Chat Board & get some work done back here in Florida ! Good Luck to all & will hopefully meet a few of you one day ! Naz Man Ps. Maybe I will throw that Toga party one day ,& if I do Lovey & Thurston.. Will you bring Gilligan ?? So long for now from the sunshine state !!!!!!!!!!!