I read on WIRED that Hemingway once wrote a story in just six words ("For sale: baby shoes, never worn.") and is said to have called it his best work.
Here are a few in FIVE words (I didn't write these):
It ended where it started.
It lives! Nobody really cares.
Life as we know it.
Never thought it'd continue offline.
Surprised I could do it.
time machine. I built a
Been there. Done that. Survived.
Been there. Done that. Died.
There is life after love.
Cartoon physics saved my life.
OK, your turn - FIVE words, let's see whatcha got!

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