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Ya, I'm a rule breaker too... here are a few of my favorites...

You can't be late until you show up.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Why did'nt you call me?
Where were you last nite?
What happen to da money?
What are you doing tonite?
The sh-t hit the fan!
Why don't we get drunk!
Do you miss me yet?
and my favorite
If you really loved me

Hers is a charmed life.

"If you really loved me"

Nothing good can follow once you speak those words.

nothing's supposed to follow - the idea is to tell the whole story in five words. As far as I'm concerned - that does!

Hey Law,
Do I need a lawyer
What will it cost me?

Sheesh, Law! What a literalist!

Nah, J Dog - you don't need a lawyer, but ya might want one - just for fun!

KC, come on man, tell me you aren't!!! :p

I did it,
uh - oh.

Honey, I'm home! Dead silence.