Marty: We got a mess going on again. No odd mixes people would be complete without ya as guest of honor. I never told ya this one, but that Church Service for the Blessing of Laguna Punta had alot to do about the rights and wrongs. I get alot of dat. Anyway, of particular focus was the BAD habit of men and women in public wearing less than appropiate clothing. Frankly, I was feelin guilty because I was wearing a short sleeve shirt. At least I was wearing long trousers for the occasion. Anyway folks, at the end of the service, up to the balcony came my guest of honor, Marty. Marty was wearing his favorite swim suit. After introducing Marty as da guest of honor, and the Preacher and da Congregation saying their hello's, I knew I had ta fix it so Marty wouldn't hafta be Preached at all afternoon. So thinkin fast, I walked over to the Preacher and explained that Marty was originally from Oklahoma. The Preacher nodded knowingly. PS. When ya come to my lunch on da house, if ya happen to be sittin next to someone with long sleeves, please BEHAVE!!! I don't wanna food fight.