So now that it is cocktail hour, how about some of our favorite stories??? I just pulled out a copy of the old "Coconut Wireless". Editor in Chief was the unforgettable Linda Cornelison. Funniest newspaper I've ever read. This particular issue featured one of our island legends (Name withheld). Seems the gentleman was house sitting up north, decided to make it a night in town. He picked up a Honduran hooker and left in the house owners boat. Unfortunatly the boat was out of gas. When the home owners returned and saw no sign of the housesitter or boat,they panicked and called out a search party. The happy couple were eventually found on a neighboring Caye. The headline of the "Coconut Wireless" reads. "This gives new meaning to being blown offshore". I have saved this copy for many years as it is a classic.