|
|
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 526
|
|
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, ''I'll giveyou $100 if you let me have sex with you!"... The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!' Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.' She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend...So she called him and explained the situation. Her boy friend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks,'What happened...?' Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, ''The bastard had all dimes!"
a lethal combination of smart dairyair and dumb dairyair .
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 4,701
|
|
|
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order
first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you
worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's how the fight started.....
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 3,281
|
|
|
Rykat your sig: studder, stumble, ah, oh, ah, but I am "the man"!
"Hold on Tight To Your Dreams" ELO
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 4,701
|
|
|
Also says: "We are the one's we have been waiting for".
Rush had 8 minutes of uh, um, um, ah, eh, from 45 minute press conference in Israel
Pathetic!
wrong thread sorry!!!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 3,281
|
|
|
Rykat, your are right: wrong thread, because this is not a joke!
"Hold on Tight To Your Dreams" ELO
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 526
|
|
|
An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling
down and cupping a hand to drink from the farm pond.
The Amish farmer shouts, 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben
darein geschissen.'
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows crap in it'.)
The kneeling man shouts back, angrily, 'I'm a Muslim, I don't
understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the
sacred tongue of
Islam, speak to me in English.'
The Amish farmer replies, 'Use two hands, you'll get more
a lethal combination of smart dairyair and dumb dairyair .
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 3,281
|
|
|
"Hold on Tight To Your Dreams" ELO
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 5,563
|
|
|
INTERESTING OBSERVATIONS WITH AN AMAZING CONCLUSION
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.
AMAZING CONCLUSION:
The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
Harriette
Take only pictures leave only bubbles
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 10,850
|
|
|
Stupid quote of the century;
" My friends, we live in the greatest country the world has ever known. Please join me and together we can change it."
B.O. Opps wrong thread ?
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 6,251
|
|
|
nah - it's a joke!  a lot are laughing but they won't admit it! or crying 
|
|
|
|
S |
M |
T |
W |
T |
F |
S |
|
|
|
|
|
1
|
2
|
3
|
|
4
|
5
|
6
|
7
|
8
|
9
|
10
|
|
11
|
12
|
13
|
14
|
15
|
16
|
17
|
|
18
|
19
|
20
|
21
|
22
|
23
|
24
|
|
25
|
26
|
27
|
28
|
29
|
30
|
31
|
|
|
0 members (),
426
guests, and
0
robots. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
Forums44
Topics79,234
Posts500,100
Members20,601
| |
Most Online7,413
Nov 7th, 2021
|
|
|
|
AmbergrisCaye.com 
