Hmmmm.....I recognise those symptoms.
You have what is called Belize Consumption Disorder.
It usually manifests itself in individuals that have entered the country of Belize and acquired the Paradise Parasite.
This parasite is a viscious creature. Upon re-entering the United States, the parasite becomes agitated and starts burrowing it's way up the spinal canal into the patients brain. It focuses on the part of the brain responsible for sound reasoning and stress control.
Within two weeks, the patient will exhibit signs of discontent in the work place. The patient will also experience mood changes and have difficulty in handeling even the smallest amount of stress.
The patient will have symptoms of irritablity, disapproval of government figures and policies and road rage.
The patient will have consuming thoughts of going back to Belize and never returning home.
Visions of palm trees, turquoise waters, hammocks, coconuts and tropical drinks will fill the patients dreams....day and night.
The only known cure for this disorder is for the patient to return to Belize.
Once there, the parasite will exit the patients body....order the patient a Belikin..... and they will have a complete recovery.
[This message has been edited by Sandshaker (edited 10-29-2000).]