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Otter - say it isn't so!!! Read between the lines....

I got a PM that said I need to spend some quality time with Mrs. O. -- okay, I don't get it

Otter- Pull harder.

Ah, there it is -- thanks dog!

LOL

much more fun than poiltical BS

The Wisdom Of Larry the Cable Guy..... 
 

 
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
 
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
 
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
 
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
 
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
 
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
 
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
 
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
 
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
 
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
 
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
 
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
 
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
 
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
 
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
 
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
 
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
 
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
 
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
 
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
 
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
 
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
 
23. Light travels faster than sound.. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
 
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

remind me again who Larry the Cable Guy is and why you so often rely on his "wisdom" ???

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

MANY A TRUE WORD IS SPOKEN IN JEST - "Some truths, too painful or too likely to provoke, can be spoken only when the listener has been disarmed by laughter. A proverbial truth known for centuries, this notion was apparently first recorded by Chaucer with the line, 'A man may seye full sooth (truth) in game and pley,' from 'Canterbury Tales' (c. 1387). In 'King Lear' (1605), William Shakespeare wrote, 'Jesters do oft prove prophets,' and some years later, essentially the modern version was rendered in the 'Roxburghe Ballad' (c. 1665): Many a true word hath been spoken in jest.."

From "Wise Words and Wives' Tales: The Origins, Meanings and Time-Honored Wisdom of Proverbs and Folk Sayings Olde and New" by Stuart Flexner and Doris Flexner (Avon Books, New York, 1993).

I'll leave it to you to decide if this response is to Leah Ann or Champion