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racism is never funny

racism? I must have missed something?

ME too!!!!

I'm obviously missing something. What is it that it was even suggested might be racist?

Me three!!!!!!!!!!

(anybody remember that line Archie used to say to Edith?)

NOT one of these:

Archie Bunker On......Sex!
The sexual act was never constipated.

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over."

All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency.

When a boy's coming into poobertyhood.

A husband's conjungal and a wife's convivial obligation.

You have turned into a pyronymphiac.

What you're lookin' at here is kind of an old fashioned guy who really believes in the sanctitity of marriage.

Pre-martial sex

Most of 'em have more hismones that hermones.

Committing insex in the family.

Nudidity

A babysitter should at least be out of puberous.

Hot flushes

Mentalpause

In bed, I'm totally impudent.

(later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back.

You're so nayve!

Go to the gyropractor and get fixed?

Geronomous zones and the floorplay, you spoil all the waddya call the mystiqueries of things.

Privatesies, the privatesies of the bedroom.

Paragorically....I will not let you ever talk about our sex life.

Sex prevert.

There's a man gropin' a lady...he didn't even bring her in there, see, he's an interloper.

The titular head...that's the mother, ain't it?

Maybe I'd like to run around the house my drawers...and with her here, I felt inhabited.

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems...like your groinocology.

Can't you be indelicate for once?

What'd ya do, sneak off to some chyropractor and get yourself fixed?

Groinocologist

What ya do in the privates of your own room is your own privates.

Hardpore cornography.

The 2 of you was intricate together.

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman.

I've never seen a man so low and depaved.

The 2 of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together.

I didn't ask her for nothin'. It was her that reduced me (seduced).

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over.

Back since time immamoral.

Nothing but sheer PORNA-graphy.

Intricate facts of sex.

House of ill refute.

I ain't a man of carnival instinctuals like you.

Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman.

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton (like the soup) woman.

(To Denise the waitress) I count myself as an adult, and you, an adulteress.

To force the races to intersex that way on the air.

That guy ain't been the same since he had that vasexomy.




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I posted this last 3 months :
"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he'd be fvcked if he needed glasses".

This is a Joke Thread !!
No racism is funny, BUT , please ~~
This is a Joke Thread !! AND if we can't joke about us also, then ~~~..

The ~~~~ is way to PC, This is fun FOLKS.. ONLY..
Please , a joke is just that.

OK lets get back to JUST FUN.We all post jokes for JUST Fun.

Have a very nice day with the smiles you remember from HERE.

VT.

Little boy goes up to his Mom and asks " Mom , why are you white and i'm black?"

Mom looks at her son and replies " Son , from what i remember of that party , you are lucky you don't bark !!"

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New gay sitcom:
"Leave it, it's beaver."


Laugh , Laff ~~~~

It's just a joke ..

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and

parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.


Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood & began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to p ! ss off & let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.



"OK, follow me", he said & flew out of the cave with hundreds of excited bats behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river & into a huge forest.

Finally he slowed down & all the other bats excitedly milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood..

"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.

"YES, YES, YES!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good for you!" said the bat, "Because I fvcking didn't."

You have lived to be 80, and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!



An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..

She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women when I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.

Parking Ticket

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.

We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket...

We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'




He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care... We came into town by bus and the car had an Obama sticker. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.