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A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly
asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient
is doing?"

The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name
and room number of the patient?"

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay,
Room 302."

The operator replied , "Let me put you on hold while I check with the
nurse's station for that room."

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,
"I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well.
Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and
her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged
tomorrow.."

The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God
bless you for the good news."

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your
daughter?"

The grandmother said,

"No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit. "

Nothing stopped pundits from taking credit away from the Obama administration. Some pundits went back as far as three presidencies, to Bush's father. One even tried saying that President Ronald Reagan was somehow responsible. As you can imagine, Stewart had a fit:

They took it back to Reagan, the guy responsible for funding the Taliban in the first place!"

I love the clip Marty, what a riot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IzdtFLbehU

Fastest turn around I've seen in awhile !

Had to go home and change pants....

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year,
the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy,
but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.

'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents.
'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'

The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,
'Well, two Wong's don't make a white,
so I think we will name him...

Sum Ting Wong

Thats Wong in so many ways.

Elbert, smile, its a cute funny ha ha. It came from a civil engineer buddy named Gary Wong.

OK I dropped the 'r' :-)

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