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Paddy decides to rob a bank. He got all the gear together - stocking mask, sawn-off shotgun, getaway car and so on. But he realized his accent would mark him out as Irish, so he took elocution lessons for almost a year until he could finally pass as an Englishman.

On the day of the robbery he donned his mask, rushed into the bank and said, "I say there, I'm terribly sorry but this is a robbery. Be a good chap and fill this sack with lots of lovely money."

The cashier said, "You're Irish aren't you?"

Paddy was astonished. "How the devil did ye figure dat out?", he asked.

The cashier replied, "It was easy, you've sawn the wrong end off your shotgun!"


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This aint where it belongs, but was just looking at whos on line and saw Papashine hasn't been around. whats up?

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He has retired to Canada

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When that happen? Didja have a Bon Voyage party? Or was it don't let the door hit you in the ass?


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He was sneaky...

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So You Want A Day Off?
So you want a day off huh? Well, let's just take a look at what you're asking for ok?

There are 365 days per year, making that 52 weeks. You already have 2 days off per week, leaving just 261 days available for work. Since you already spend 16 hours each day away from work you've used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days left to work. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee breaks which accounts for 23 days each year, now leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch break each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave, leaving you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days.

Look, we generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be damned if you're gonna take that day off!



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Canada ??? Man All I do is pay taxes. Who would retire here by choice ? the smallest litre in the world at fuel stations , taxed on taxes to the point of 65% + ... overall.
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