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Man are you on a roll the last few days.

I was referring to daddies giving it to silver spoon born children. GW didn't earn a nickel himself, and that's especially true with the money he was paid to be the president.

"Smiles for the Day" has now become the "Political Lament for the Day"?

Ya No Kidding C2C !!!

I say : Make all elected officials wear a driver's suite like the Nascar / F1 boys.

Their true sponsors would be shown to all of us pee-ons.

Now Back to Our Regular Programming
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Cleaned

Bing, get over it. Gore lost.

Uh oh...here come the H8Rs again!

No, actually America lost.

Ok, I'll stop now, this is not the correct forum for this conversation.

The Final Political BS POST

Ya sure !!!
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The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.

We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.
However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), an Exaltation of doves and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls.
Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?

Believe it or not, a "Congress" of baboons!

I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington /Ottawa / London /(pick any honey pot)

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All in Funnin

Cleaned

~A Cup of Tea ~

One day my Gramma was out, and my Grampa was in charge of me.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a
gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.

Grampa was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him
a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and
lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Gramma came home.

My Grampa made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea,
because it was 'just the cutest thing!' Gramma waited, and sure enough,
here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Grampa, and she watched him
drink it up.

Then she said, (as only a gramma would know), "'Did it ever occur to you
That the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?"