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ok,, just to help out any Canadians out there who may not have passed US geography in school, this would be the view from North Dakota.

You Gota be kidding ?

That's what i see when I look across the border.

I heard you Americans looking across the border northward just see white.

What you are really looking at is Homeland security's latest gadget for our northern border. "Noxious fumes" can be emitted from 4 highly discrete area's to thwart any attempt at illegal crossing...

VT

I had it up on my facebook and was surprised at how may Canadians where seriously offended.
I imagined they would he thicker skinned from living in those igloos!

now thats funny!

Did you know that the words "race car" spelled backwards still spell "race car"?
And that "eat" is the only word that, if you take the first letter and move it to the last, spells its own past tense, "ate"?And that "strengths" is the longest English word with only one vowel?
And that if you rearrange the letters in "Tea Party Republicans," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Shut the f up you pathetic, progress-blocking, benefit-grabbing, obstructionist, out-of-the-closet-racist, resource-sucking, anti-tax, homophobic, violent hypocrites and mindless non-compromising unrealistic fools; and deal with the fact that you've nearly wrecked the country and that our president is black, so get over it."
Isn't that interesting?

Now that's funny!

Wow, I had no idea

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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.
The man continued, "do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."