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"Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

Oh yeah............well there's no WIENERS in WIENERSCHNITZEL either.........so there!

Ya, what Rykat said.

The first surgeon, says: "I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered."

The second surgeon, responds: "Yeah, but you should try
electricians. Everything inside of them is color coded."

The third surgeon, says: "No, I really think librarians are the
best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers....
those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But, the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:

"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine,
and the head and the butt are interchangeable.

Elbert, where was that shot taken?

i stole it off facebook!
Makes me feel its time to retire :-)

Now thats gotta bring a smile to your face!!!!
Biggest Porkfish I've ever seen! Not blending in with the sergeant-majors too well.

underwater

Didn't know liberals were that bright!