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Dali Lama goes to the dentist with a tooth ache...
The dentist inspected the tooth and said he could fill the cavity right away. But when he offered him Novacaine, the Dalai Lama declined, explaining that it was his practice to "transcend dental medication."

Romney's Amercia New High School Exit Exam.

(Passing requires only 4 correct answers)


1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Remember, you need only 4 correct answers to pass.

Want to play? No cheating.........Answers coming up.........

well I got 5 on my own, and some good useless knowledge!

What time does the 2:00 Coastal Express leave?

Your dock, my dock, their dock. Or is the answer 2 o'clock?
HA HA

Is spelling number 0? Amercia?

While creating women, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He smiled............ and made the earth round.

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.


"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say.
"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man . . . and then my dog bit me."
"So . . . I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing! ........But, Hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"