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Beautiful creatures such as these are what makes this world so special. These horses are native to the Netherlands. It should make your day.. If you love horses, you will love this video. I've never seen one of these up close. Enjoy, Champion.

http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Y5XJbSqwriM?rel=0

too too funny

Why was the best site on the board berried on page 4? Here's one really worth the 2 minutes it takes to watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=MrqqD_Tsy4Q

Absolutely brilliant

Puns for Educated Minds

> 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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> 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
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> 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
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> 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
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> 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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> 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
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> 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
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> 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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> 9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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> 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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> 11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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> 12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
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> 13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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> 14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
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> 15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
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> 16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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> 17. A backward poet writes inverse.
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> 18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
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> 19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
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> 20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine .
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> 21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
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> 22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'
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> 23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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> 24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
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> 25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
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> 26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....

This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. 'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."

"O.K." says the voice on the radio....
"Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . .."

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered..
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...