Just watched the 6:00 news here and the BIG story is the merger between local hometown America West and US Air.
In a live satellite report from Sky Harbour, one of our local Paula Zahn wanna-bes was going on and on about the merger details, and who would benefit and who would take a hit, etc.

When she got to the "traveling public part" of her script she said,
"...and this merger will give those of us in Phoenix a chance to travel non-stop to places in the Caribbean like Jamaica and to erotic Central American destinations like Belize...."
So the camera cuts away and back to the anchor desk where Ken and Barbie are busting a vein in their foreheads trying not to laugh into the camera.
The Mrs turns to me with this scary look in her eyes and says,
"damn, how many more days?"